Excuse me?

MSM continuous loop: Dems in disarray!!!1!
Real life: record number of voters flock to register as Democrats.

The conventional wisdom that a prolonged race for the Democratic presidential nomination between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton is bad news for their party may be turning on its head. Figures released by Pennsylvania's Department of State on Monday night showed that Democrats have topped 4 million registered voters, the first time either party in the state has crossed that threshold. Democrats have added 161,000 to their rolls, a gain of about 4 percent; Republican registration has dipped about 1 percent, to 3.2 million.

Of course, it could just be that the vile pigboy is telling his dittomonkeys to illegally switch sides again. Fuck it: let's get drunk.