Fox 'News' dumps John Gibson

Naked mole rat shitcanned, replaced with vapid, mannequin-like stepford-people.

Fox News Channel is replacing its 5 p.m. news broadcast, “The Big Story,” with an election-theme program for the foreseeable future. The network confirmed this week that “America’s Election HQ,” a program that displaced “The Big Story” temporarily last month, would continue indefinitely. The program’s hosts, pithed toyboy Bill Hemmer and obsequious bimbette Megyn Kelly, also anchor the network’s mid-morning newscast and are seen as rising stars on the channel.

John "Oogah Boogah Fever" Gibson will continue to have a role on television, the network said, although it appears that his future for now lies mostly on radio. For two years the bizarre-headed Mr. Gibson, an irredeemably stupid gpuke gasbag, has been the host of a three-hour wankfest for Fox News Radio dittomonkeys immediately following his television hate-show.

Good riddance, a-hole.