Ok, grammar geeks, feel free to diagram this sentence garbled and gibberish collection of sentence fragments from The Mangler in Chief.
I'm focusing on, you know, protecting America, and succeeding in Iraq, and dealing with the North Korea, and dealing with the Iranian, and dealing with the issues around the world where we're making a difference in terms of keeping peace.And I ain't got no ideas where them guys ain't been at, I think.
My second grade English teacher, Sister Mary Woopassowicz is rolling over in her grave.
But wait, like a popeil pocketfisherman commercial, it gets better but you must order now. Operators are standing by. The chimperor nails the Daily Double:
"I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who were trying to defeat us in Iraq."-- George W. Bush to Lt. General Ray Odierno today, as quoted by the Associated Press.Yogi Berra also is rolling in his grave. I think I'll roll something too......
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Yogi Berra ain't dead yet
As part of my grad studies for an MA in English, I teach developmental writing. The Idiot in Chief provides me with a constant source of examples of mangled language and bad grammar to use in the classroom.
Roll me one, too, willya? I obviously picked a bad millenium to go clean and sober. Jeez, whatta fuckin' loser.
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