His moist little pucker quivering in distress, the Virgin Ben puts in an all-nighter...
"As I write this on Tuesday afternoon, March 11, the clock reads 4 p.m. It has been over a day since the media broke the story that New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer frequented high-priced call girls. And Spitzer still hasn't resigned. His resignation may come as early as Wednesday morning -- or it may not come at all. That Americans actually have to question whether Spitzer will resign demonstrates one deeply perturbing fact: We have lost our sense of shame."There, there... all is right with Ben's little world again. But wait, that's funny: as I write this, it has been five months since the media broke the story that Larry Craig pleaded guilty in a gay sex sting and nine months since David Vitter received a standing ovation from his repuke colleagues after the media broke the story that he had been boinking prostitutes -- and they still haven't resigned. What up, dude? Will that be tomorrow's column? Looking forward to it.
1 comment:
Boinking prostitutes is all well and good. It's when you have them change your shitty diaper that we gets upset. But the Virgin Ben is probably too "Touched by an Anal" to find poopy diapers upsetting.
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