March 20, 2008

Journamalism

What is she hiding? What will her experience as First Lady tell us? Did she lie to us? Does she have what it takes to lead the country? That's what everyone seemed to be asking. So Hillary, after all the pressure and hoopla, finally released her papers, and what does the media focus on? You got it!

"Hillary Clinton spent the night in the White House on the day her husband had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky, and may have actually been in the White House when it happened, according to records of her schedule released today by the National Archives."
Jack Cafferty:
"Interesting, isn't it, all those 11,000, 12,000 pages of documents released today. What's the first thing that the press corps satisfied their curiosity about? The fact that Hillary Clinton was in the White House the day Monica Lewinsky got the stain on her dress. That moved on one of the wires that I read about at 3:00 this afternoon. Amazing."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This bringing up of the Monica BJ again ("aw Jeez, not this shit again!") is because BJ's for the President as a public service job to keep our leader feeling good and tension free, has not yet been instituted as a necessary post contributing to our National Security. I do hope that when she becomes Madame President, President Hillary should make the 4PM BJ a routine treatment, as well as full body massage regularly, to just keep things in a yummy key of mellow comfort, health, and less-stress vibrant awareness. I'm jis sayin.

So what should the new Aid to the President BJ Post be called? Ideas?

Anonymous said...

If the repukes were still going to be in office, then I'd say Gannon/Guckert.

Anonymous said...

sad