March 22, 2008

May The Farce Be With You

Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah in a meeting with visiting Sith Lord Darth Cheney has rejected any US military strike against Iran.

"So?" -- Darth "The Shootist" Cheney

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

EXACTLY, UL! Why does Cheney even go through the charade of TELLING/CONFERRING with anyone? Is he some kind of pussy or something?? We'll bomb WHOEVER the fuck we WANT to... WHENEVER the fuck we want to... with WHATEVER the fuck we want to! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!! USA! USA! USA! WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!!

Moralistic rider: we don't MEAN to kill/injure/displace anybody -- we have ONLY the best intentions here -- it's just that those darn bombs won't listen to us when we tell them to ONLY kill known terrorists/bad-guys but NOT innocent civilians. But.. you know.. what can we do? Heh-heh.

Undeniable Liberal said...

Innocent citizens ARE terrorists. So are all brown skinned people sitting on top of a sea of oil. 'Cept for the Saudis.