Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran
The top U.S. military commander for the Middle East resigned Tuesday amid speculation about a rift over U.S. policy in Iran. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said that Adm. William J. Fallon, whose area of responsibility includes Iraq, had asked for permission to retire and that Gates agreed.Last year, Fallon vowed that an attack on Iran “will not happen on my watch." Well it looks like his watch is over. Iran has stopped selling oil in U.S. dollars and it seems the Iranian attack on the US dollar finally cinched it.
Fallon was the subject of an article published last week in Esquire magazine that portrayed him as opposed to President Bush's Iran policy. It described Fallon as a lone voice against taking military action to stop the Iranian nuclear program.
Let the Reich-Wing Wargasm Spooge-Fest™ begin!
In related news, anonymous sources report that Darth Cheney has currently retreated to his undisclosed bunker and is furiously polishing off his semi erect gun with ejaculatory glee.
1 comment:
well, seeing as Iraq was attacked when Sadaam made plans to switch to Euros for Oil, I do believe Iran is toast.
bother.
JB
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