March 18, 2008

Using "arrrggghh" in a sentence

Bunker-dwelling chickenhawk bravely leaves his undisclosed location to frighten America, states that our troops will continue fighting in Iraq to keep terrists from lobbing smoking mushroom clouds in our direction.

The United States intends to complete its mission in Iraq and will not allow the country to become a staging ground for terrorist attacks on Americans, Dick Cheney said on Tuesday, before pulling a side of beef apart with his teeth.
Fun fact: Iraq was not a staging ground for terrorist attacks before we invaded.

Bonus: he's pretty much called his own Pentagon liars.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You ever stop to realize that CHENEY is the most articulate individual in the upper executive branch of our government? That our POTUS has the verbal skills of an awkward pubescent male who couldn't make the B-level high-school debating team? HOW...FUCKING...PATHETIC...IS THAT??? For the world's most militarily powerful country?? I keep coming back to the concern that we in the US can only elect grossly inept people so many times before our luck runs out! It's kinda like driving drunk.... you can do it a few times if your marginally wasted, but if you get really gonzo, you can only get away with it a few times at best...

I think we've just crossed the median and hit an oncoming car.