White House "disappointed"

Yeah, join the rest of the planet. Poor things.

US economy hit with biggest job loss in five years:

Employers slashed jobs by 63,000 in February, the most in five years, the starkest sign yet the country is heading dangerously toward recession or is in one already.

In response to the news, Preznit Lawn Ornament said the United States was not safe from terrists who were plotting another attack even as he spoke.