ABC criticized for handling of Democratic debate

The progressive media is blasting ABC's ballgargling moderators for their "flat-out repulsive" debate performance --

Critics excoriated ABC on Thursday for its televised Democratic presidential debate, slamming the network for "shoddy, despicable" moderators who they said dwelled on "gossip" instead of issues.

"Pandering yellow journalists," "shoddy and despicable," "specious and gossipy," "cringe-worthy," "banal," consisting of "tabloid trivia," "flat-out repulsive," "embarrassing," "seemingly slanted against Obama," "shameful," and "an outrage" were just some of the descriptions used.

Of course, cuntservatard pundits managed to turn the complaints of the abyssmal moderating into the dreaded Islamocommiedefeatohomofascidemoncrat 'Bush Derangement Syndrome' --

CHARLES "krap" KRAUTHAMMER, self-fondling repuke:

"The liberal critic's idea of what a question on the issues would have been 'Senator Obama, can you tell us how you are going to undo the diplomatic, economic, and all the other damage that the Bush administration has committed over the last seven years, and while you're answering, would you like a pillow?'"

Uh, no.

A question on the issues would have been 'how would deal with China? With the astronomical gas prices? With Iran? With the mortgage crisis... the recession... immigration... border security... North Korea... Pakistan... the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan... healthcare... Social Security... investigating the previous misadministration...?'

So ummmm, actually, OK, it's yeah! You got it in a nutshell!