April 21, 2008

Author: story of McCain blowing goats not verifiable

Cliff Schechter says he used documented facts in his book, which is why he never mentioned that the McCains were estranged, that Cindypills was known as "Ms Frigid, the hopped-up Ice Queen," and that the angry senator frequented prostitutes and blew up small animals with grenades after skull-fucking them.

"It's not like I included in my book the account of a former AP reporter who recounted to me seeing John McCain wander off into the Red Light District of Hanoi in 1996 when he was there to normalize relations with the Vietnamese. Or that it was known among reporters that he used to disappear into that part of town alone at night. I never said that in my book. And why would I? That would supposedly be 'trash journalism.'

"Or let's just say that a few reporters told me that the McCains don't really live together anymore, and that until the presidential campaign Cindy McCain was spending much of her time in San Diego with their daughter Bridgette, because her husband was just not Johnny-on-the-spot anymore. I'd never report such an unfounded charge, if those few sources could not provide any more concrete details. The New York Times stoops that kind of reporting, but not me."

But never mind that -- does Senator Obama's plumber have a ribbon magnet on his car?

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