April 1, 2008

Cotton pickin'

Black men can't bowl: During the March 31 edition of MSNBC's Morning Jerkoff, Joe Scarborough and fellow fuckpipe Willie "willie" Geist mocked Barack Obama's bowling performance at a campaign stop -- calling it "dainty" and "prissy," punctuated by squeals from Scarborough.

Deriding Obama's score, he said: "You know Willie, the thing is, Americans want their president, if it's a man, to be a real man."

Scarborough added, "You get 150, you're a man, or a good woman," to which Geist replied, "Out of my president, I want a 150, at least."
Yeah, you can't be a real man if you suck at bowling! Even if you've never bowled before! I know I want MY president to be good at bowling -- I bet Saint Ronnie of Reagan kicked ass!!1!!

Black men can play hoops, though -- Chris Matthews:
"You know, Michelle [MSNBC political analyst Michelle Bernard] -- and this gets very ethnic, but the fact that he's good at basketball doesn't surprise anybody, but the fact that he's that terrible at bowling does make you wonder."
Wonder what exactly, dumbass? Besides how much more fucking stupid is left in your cranium?

Next: Which candidate is better at pounding brewskis, missing the toilet bowl, and falling asleep in front of the TV with their hand down their pants?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now, now. Obama is likely to be the alternative to the McCain. Do not go alienating three quarters of the male population. As someone who likes beer and used to carry a 190+ average without being able to throw a hook, I am confidant that Obama could get his average over 150 with just a bit of practice. Do they still have the lanes at the White House? Was it Nixon who was into bowling?

Anonymous said...

I've got a great title for a right-wing retard talk-show with these jerk-bones:

BREAKING WIND