April 15, 2008

Eat me, you drooling fuckpipe

McCain's "base" interviews their hero/savior, and that terrorist guy:

WaComPo rethug dong-swallower Dana Milbank works in the word "bitter" six times as he compares bitter Marxist Islamofascistdeafeatocrap-elitist Barack Osama to America's American American St McCain.

John McCain and Barack Obama both appeared before the nation's newspaper editors yesterday. The putative Republican presidential nominee was given a box of doughnuts and a standing ovation.

The likely Democratic nominee was likened to a terrorist.

At a luncheon for the editors hosted by the Associated Press, AP Chairman Dean Singleton quizzed Obama about whether he would send more troops to Afghanistan, where "Obama bin Laden is still at large?"

"I think that was Osama bin Laden," the candidate answered.

Bitter, are we?

On the same day, the two media darlings of the presidential election cycle came to address their base -- and McCain easily bested his likely opponent.

McCain's moderators, the AP's Ron Fournier and Liz Sidoti, greeted McCain with a box of Dunkin' Donuts. "We spend quite a bit of time with you on the back of the Straight Talk Express asking you questions, and what we've decided to do today was invite everyone else along on the ride," Sidoti explained. "We even brought you your favorite treat."

McCain opened the offering. "Oh, yes, with sprinkles!" he said.

Sidoti passed him a cup. "A little coffee with a little cream and a little sugar," she said.

McCain got a standing ovation -- an honor Obama did not receive.

Not that he's bitter about it.

What a fucking asshole. What a brownnosing, should-have-been-strangled-at-birth sausage-jockey for the RNC asshole. Pathetic. What's even worse in this article is that it never mentions that Obama laughed off the "Osama" bit.

As one of the commenters said, "I liked it better when the media had integrity. I think that was back in 1974 or something." Indeed.

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