April 14, 2008

Love means never having to say you're sorry for waterboarding

As if. Some fevered, squishy conservatard dongsucker at the NS Writers Grope gushes, "Thank you, Dick Cheney, for approving torture!1!!!!"

"Before Dick Cheney passes from this life to the next, he ought to receive another Presidential Medal of Freedom for boldly protecting this country..."
Yes, thank you, Mr Five "I had other priorities" Deferments. Whether it was from your favorite duck-hunting blind or fly-fishing spot or from your secret lead-lined bunker, you've done a heckuva job boldly protecting us from ... ??? ... the Constitution? The Geneva Conventions? Restoring our country's good name around the world? Fascist asshat.

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