April 1, 2008

The Meandering Straight Talk Express

Octogenarian straight talking maverick and America's American American John McSame insinuated that he was stronger on the environment than his Democrat(ic) opponents by mumbling:

“I don’t know what their position is because I haven’t seen them show any particular commitment in the U.S. Senate or elsewhere” on climate change, he told reporters. “I have proposed legislation and fought for amendments.”
“I don’t know what their position is…
but I’m gonna criticize it anyways, my friends…”

Barbecue, anyone?











Shown: McSame preparing for another session with Tipsy McStaggers

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