Pass me thuh moonshine, Brandine! And muh rifle -- there's a gol'durn commie in muh woodchuck pile!
Just asking, but isn't it kind of elitist to assume that working class America is comprised exclusively of shallow, beer-pounding rube bowlers?
On April 14's pMSNBC Live, Reuters' rethug stenographer Jon Decker and hostess Cuntessa Brewer explored the important issues facing the candidates and the country this election year...
CONTESSA BREWER (anchor): It's interesting, though, because you always have this question that erupts around election time: Who would you rather have a beer with? And so, it's not just what the candidates are saying to appeal to folks -- they want to be seen as the guy or the gal next door -- but they also have to do it. So, we've seen these candidates now in Pennsylvania -- here's Hillary Clinton doing shots in a bar. And then we have video of Barack Obama tossing back a Yuengling, which, anybody who's been to Philadelphia knows they're very proud of their local beer out there. How important is the video? I mean, if -- do these pictures really speak a thousand words, Jon?
DECKER (asshole): They do. And let's not forget Barack Obama bowling. You know, this cuts to "is this person real? Do they connect with me as a voter?" You know, for someone who's in a bowling league in northeast central Pennsylvania, in Scranton and Wilkes-Barre, they can't identify with someone getting a 37 over seven frames.
DECKER (asshole): They do. And let's not forget Barack Obama bowling. You know, this cuts to "is this person real? Do they connect with me as a voter?" You know, for someone who's in a bowling league in northeast central Pennsylvania, in Scranton and Wilkes-Barre, they can't identify with someone getting a 37 over seven frames.
Yeah, 'cause we all know what happened the last time [moron-]America voted for the guy they'd most like to have a fucking beer with.
Erk!
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Doesn't it remind you of an uncomfortably sophomoric 'Saturday Night Live' (or 'MAD') skit? Who in their right mind would even make a MINOR decision -- like what restaurant to eat -- at based on how good a bowler or beer-drinker the suggesting person is?? Much less anything critical or important to oneself, one's fellow man, and one's country? If the sheeple don't sense that they're being pandered to when they hear crap like this, then they deserve a president like W or McInsane.
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