April 10, 2008

Party On, Garth!

In a typical display of time honored hypocrisy, God's Old Party, perennial defenders of wholesome Christian heterosexual family values, has lobbied for extended bar hours during its five-day circle jerk in St. Paul later this summer.

And in a typical display of spinelessness, the Democratic dominated Minnesota Legislature caved in to the demands.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

at least you guys don't actually have to BE HERE for it like i do. shoot me.

Anonymous said...

My heartfelt sympathies, jasonc.

I suggest watering down the drinks and charging double.