April 24, 2008

Penile News

Eeks! What happened to my dick??

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft....
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
Mmmmm, THERE it is
SUMMARY: Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer.
Time to get in touch with my Man to Hand relationship.