Jebus's favorite preznit gets dissed by Benny Ratz:
The historic visit to Washington this week by Pope Benedict XVI is a big event for millions of Americans, including Preznit Crackhead McWarMonkey and first lady Pickles Stepford, who was hoping to get papal dispensation for vehicular homicide a few years back, plus a bad recreational drug habit.Of course they do.
The first couple will greet the pontiff as he arrives at Andrews Air Force Base on Tuesday afternoon, followed by a ceremony and private meeting at the White House the next day. Then comes a final event Wednesday night in the East Room, when the Bushes will host a dinner in honor of His Holiness.
Only one thing will be missing: the pope.
"I'm sorry, the pope doesn't attend a dinner in his honor?" one reporter asked White House spokesman Scott Stanzel during a briefing last week.
"No," Stanzel replied.
"How does that work?"
"He doesn't come into the building."
"But then it's not a dinner for the pope, is it?"
"It's in honor of his visit," Stanzel explained. "There will be leaders from the Catholic community from all over the country who are in town for that visit."
White House aides attribute the pontiff's absence from the dinner to a busy schedule during his first visit to the United States.
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I wish I could have done this when the ex-sister in law was in town. You know, hold a dinner in her honor without her actually being there.
I think the Pope is smarter than we may suspect.
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