April 4, 2008

Preznentin' is hard!

Stupie McRetard, trying to salvage his legacy on the world stage, bolts from the last NATO meeting.

It had been a long day at the NATO summit. And it wasn't over, with a cultural performance and a gala dinner ahead.

So, needing a break, [aWol von Lazyass] bolted.

He left Thursday's last NATO session early — and so quickly that he left a portion of his motorcade, including some aides, in the dust.

The meeting was a leaders' gathering with Afghan President Hamid Karzai. Bush got up before it was over, stranding some staff and the entire White House press corps travel pool at the summit site.

"The president stayed there all day long. He listened to everybody," Condoleezza Rice actually said. "It is rare."

What... a... guy. I hope she rewarded him wiv a cookie. He worked hard.

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