April 16, 2008

Rumsfeld to release memoirs, gas

Former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld admitted in an interview that though it will be "hard" to be "fair and honest," his new book -- tentatively titled My 50 Years in Service Sucking Cheney's Cock -- will do its best to cover the known knowns, known unknowns, known unknowables, unknown unknowns and his penchant for finger-puppets.

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