April 15, 2008

Senile old nutjob: "mehhhhh! my unicycle is full of eels!"

Army Times: foreign policy/war expert John McInsane confused over Petraeus' role, the difference between Shiite and Shinola, what year it is.

Speaking Monday to the AssPress, McCain was asked whether he, if elected, would shift combat troops from Iraq to Afghanistan to intensify the search for Osama bin Laden.

“I would not do that unless Gen. Petraeus said that he felt that the situation called for that,” McClone said, frantically looking for Joe Lieberman.

Petraeus, however, made clear last week that he has nothing to do with the decision. Testifying last week before four congressional committees, including the Senate Armed Services Committee on which McCain is the ranking Republican, Petraeus said the decision about whether troops could be shifted from Iraq to Afghanistan was not his responsibility because his portfolio is limited to the multi-national force in Iraq.

Decisions about Afghanistan would be made by others, the general said.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that have been your HOVERCRAFT that is full of eels?

Please fondle my buttocks.

maru said...

Hovercrafts are waaaayyyy too modern for Gramps McCain!