April 4, 2008

Senile old panderer reports for doody

The AP, fresh from wiping old-man nutjuice from its chin, ejaculates:

Dreamy maverick St. John McCain, a longtime Republican Party agitator, is easing into the role of its newfound leader.

He has met abroad with world leaders, intensified his illegal fundraising and taken control of the party apparatus. He is thinking about running mates and is introducing himself to the country.

And yes, he's made a few missteps regarding Iraq, but at least the man can bowl!
In other McInsane news today, the candidate, already being so close to Alzheimer's or death, acknowledged that he has refused Secret Service protection.

"What's the point?" he quipped to adoring reporters on his way to the men's room.

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