April 14, 2008

A serenade for tiny little strings

A karmic concerto: Disgraced former Bush lapdog Alberto Gonzales -- the man who turned the position of US Attorney General into an international joke --- is having trouble finding a job.

Mr. Gonzales, who was forced to resign last year, has been unable to interest law firms in adding his name to their roster, Washington lawyers and his associates said in recent interviews.

He has, through friends, put out inquiries, they said, and has not found any takers.
In other news, Alberto Gonzales can't recall ever sucking quite this badly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gee -- I'm actually surprised! I didn't think an obsequious / fawning / servile sychophant like Gonzales would have trouble finding a 'position' (not necessarily an upright one) in the Bush administration! And it's NOT like they have an aversion to assholes working for them ....

maru said...

Heh!