April 8, 2008

Surprising political endorsements by US troops

American soldiers hate America, soldiers

PFC Jeremy Slate said he supported Sen. Barack Obama because of his stated intention to pull out of Iraq right away.

"That would be nice," Slate said, "I'd like to be home, yea."

SFC Patricia Keller also expressed support for Obama, citing his representation for change.

Only moments before speaking with ABC News, the troops had been listening to madman Dick "5 Deferments" Cheney give a 'rousing speech,' but it didn't change their political preference. After all, he's not the one getting shot at.

Spc. Imus Loto said he supported Obama. "It will be something different. But he's out there and he'll probably support us a lot more."

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