April 4, 2008

Today in science

Fossilized feces not John McCain's, say archaeologists.

3 comments:

Distributorcap said...

just fossilized brains

Anonymous said...

Check in Vietnam- that's where he shit his pants.

Anonymous said...

I hate to disagree with you Maru, but -- after close reading of the article -- NOWHERE does it say that it was NOT McCain's spoor, so I for one consider it an unresolved question! After all, there's reasonable doubt, and "if it does not fit, you MUST acquit..." -- oh, sorry, senile-seque there...