April 15, 2008

The top ten ways mAnn Coulter should die

"If Ann Coulter were to die tragically how would it go down? In order to feel better about a world where such a human could exist, I composed a list I thought would be the most fitting and/or most comedic ways for her to move on to that big cable news circuit in the sky."

Read the whole thing at Gumly. Warning: pic of the syphilitic cunt in article.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Personally, having her toilet back up so she drowns/suffocates in all the vile sh** she spews would seem most appropriate.

Anonymous said...

The words "tragic death" associated with Coulter do not compute. There could be no such concept associated with Him/her because it wouldn't be tragic. It would be a blessing.

Anonymous said...

she should live a long, miserable life with an entire century of liberal, democratic presidents and a totally democratic house and senate.