"We don't torture"

Above the law: Declassified memo stated that, due to the Dictator-tot's "wartime authority" {... vomit ...}, the US could flout its own laws and the international bans and torture "enemy combatants."

The Bush Justice department sent a legal memorandum to the Pentagon in 2003 asserting that federal laws prohibiting assault, maiming and other crimes did not apply to military interrogators who questioned "al-Qaeda" captives because the president's ultimate authority as commander in chief overrode such statutes.

We don't torture, Islamocommiefrancodefeatohomofascistdemoncrap terrist-lover. Besides, 9/11.

Torture at Guantánamo was sanctioned by the most senior advisers to the president, the vice president, and the secretary of defense.

Of Guantanamo interrogators: “You could almost see their dicks getting hard as they got new ideas.”

God bless America.