May 19, 2008

Bush wraps up Save-Muh-Legacy trip with a thud, analysts say

A Godwinned, nasty, shameful thud.

[Bubbles McChimp] wrapped up his five-day Mideast tour Sunday with little visible progress on either of the main issues he highlighted: rising oil prices and the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.

Instead, Bush was subjected to a wave of criticism as he delivered a lecture to the Arab world on the benefits of democracy, as newspapers slammed the American president in stinging front-page editorials.

And, still stuck on Planet Stupid, LameDuck McLiar was still insisting that chipmunks would cannonball out of his ass.... uhhhh, peace in the Middle East was possible by the end of the year but that it required "tough sacrifices."

It's possible I'll strike gold while weeding in the back yard, but I'm not counting on it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where's his pet goat? The one that was more important than 9/11??