Jebus Crist. Yuk. There's four words you hoped never to see together. Now that the not-gay gay governor (G-Ay) is on McNuts' VP list, the Family Values party is pulling out all the stops to make him more palatable. And not just to gay men, either.
GOP dirty trickster Roger Stone is quietly peddling a so-called "Charlie Crist sex tape." And no, it is not a tape of Crist having sex with a guy. In fact, it isn't even X-rated... The video [of the not-gay gay Crist kissing some broad* in an elevator] was seemingly staged to kill the rumors that Crist is gay.
As for Crist's purported girlfriend -- presuming it is the same one he took as his date to the White House Correspondents Dinner in DC a few weeks ago -- she's still married (and not to Crist).
As for Crist's purported girlfriend -- presuming it is the same one he took as his date to the White House Correspondents Dinner in DC a few weeks ago -- she's still married (and not to Crist).
Great idea! So instead of a Godless homo, he's an adulterous horndog banging someone's else's wife! What great thinking! That'll really help swing over those discontented evangelicals!
*Unless the "woman" in the vid is really a guy in drag.
2 comments:
Well, I know one video that won't be in Larry Craig's netflix queue
See for yerself &mdash does it look like these two even know each other?
Right here.
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