May 19, 2008

Fifth McCain adviser quits over foreign lobbying, domestic sheep-fucking

Heh... I keep reading that as "Filthy McCain adviser."

A top adviser and national finance co-chairman for Saint McSame's presidential campaign has quit because he wasn't as virtuous and pure as his boss, the gentle and saintly Saint Psycho the Hypocrite.

Tom Loeffler resigned yesterday because of his lobbying ties, a campaign lobbyist said. He is the fifth person to sever ties with the campaign amid a growing concern over whether lobbyists have too great an influence over the aged and senile rebooblican nominee. Last week, campaign manager Rick Davis issued a new policy that requires all campaign personnel to either resign or sever ties with lobbying firms or outside political groups.
Meanwhile, smug, twatfaced reptile Charlie Black still has a job. From MoveOn.org:

John McCain's chief adviser—Charlie Black—is a lobbyist who worked for some of the world's worst dictators.

Charlie Black's deal-making goes far beyond the usual corporate lobbying we've come to expect. His lobbying firm worked for evil men—mass murderers, terrorists, and tyrants. This is a moral issue.

The firm run by Charlie Black made millions helping burnish the image of people like:

Ferdinand Marcos, who executed thousands of his own citizens in the Philippines,

Zaire's Mobutu, who publicly hanged his opponents and looted his country's vast mineral wealth, and

Rebel leader Jonas Savimbi, a mass murderer, who covered Angola with landmines.

"Change you deserve"?

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