In Case of a Boehner Lasting More Than Four Hours....

House Republicunts, eager to distract the proles from their diligent attempts at destroying our country by installing a one party fascist dictatorship, unveiled a new election-year slogan which coincidentally is the same slogan used to market an anti-depressant:

It looks like Republicans will counter the Democratic push for change from the years of the Bush administration with their own pledge to deliver, drum roll please, "the change you deserve." The first element of the party agenda developed over the past few months by the leadership and select party members will focus on family issues.

In another coincidence, the drug and the Republicunt party share possible side effects

In clinical studies, the most common side effects with EFFEXOR XR (reported in at least 10% of patients and at least twice as often as with placebo) were constipation, dizziness, dry mouth, insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, nervousness, sexual side effects, sleepiness, sweating, and weakness.

Admittedly, it's actually an improvement over their previous slogan of:
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
Go Fuck Yourself