May 21, 2008

More missing cosmic matter found

"I just looked under my parsley and there it was!" exclaimed one astonomer.

After an extensive search, astronomers say they have definitely found half of the universe's missing normal matter in the spaces between galaxies.
Well, duh, its about time! Wtf have you guys been doing??

//kidding. I love space stuff.

Ethics in DC, however, still remain elusive.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now I know for sure where socks go to when they disappear from the dryer.

Anonymous said...

i get the BEST space stuff on your site, Maru.
Thanx!
siri

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

I love space stuff too. so fascinating. thank you for including it here. you won't see stuff like this on conservative websites for two reasons:

1. They believe the Earth was created in 6 days.

2. The only thing that matters to them in the enire univerise is themselves.

3. Somehow, the missing dark matter is Bill Clinton's fault.

maru said...

lol