Rove subpoenaed in Congressional probe

Turd Blossom subpoenead over political prosecutions. 
Large, flatulent asshole subpoenaed in Congressional probe. 
Steaming pantload of effluvium subpoenead over political prosecutions. 
Sweet.

In what probably will be just another exercise in futility but is pretty cool nonetheless, the House Judiciary Committee has subpoenaed Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove.

The committee has been investigating claims that the Bush misadministration played politics in decisions made at the Justice Department, including the firing of at least nine U.S. attorneys in 2006. Those firings created a political firestorm on Capitol Hill, and led to Bunnypants' asshole buddy Alberto Gonzales’ resignation last summer in disgrace and amid international ridicule.

Additionally, the committee has launched an inquiry into the Justice Department's prosecution of former Democratic governor Don Siegelman, now a political prisoner of corpulent antichrist Karl Rove.

"Although he does not seem the least bit hesitant to discuss these very issues weekly on cable television and in the print news media, Mr. Rove and his attorney have apparently concluded that a public hearing room would not be appropriate," House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers, D-Mich., said in a statement.

"Unfortunately, I have no choice today but to compel his testimony on these very important matters."

The subpoena calls for the fleshy, bottomfeeding douchewad to appear before the subcommittee at 10:00 a.m. on July 10.


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