May 9, 2008

Senile old nutjob: "metamucil! cornpone! mustache wax!"

Barack Obama said Thursday that angry incontinent John McCain was "losing his bearings" for 'repeatedly suggesting the Islamic terrorist group Hamas preferred Obama for president.'

That brought an angry response from McCain's campaign, which accused Obama of trying to make an issue of McCain's age, then yelled at him to get the hell off his lawn.


"Whippersnapper! Where's my cane, I'll kick his ass! Blar blarmint!"

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Bwahahah! Love the picture, goes with the story exactly.

- Badtux the Appreciative Penguin

Kaitis said...

LMAO Me too. Great post.

Kaitis,
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