May 19, 2008

So many jerkwads, so little time

EarlG at DU's Top 10 Conservative Idiots was in a quandary this week:

"The past seven days produced such an abundance of conservative idiocy that I simply couldn't boil it all down to ten..."

Man, no kidding! This is my favorite:

The GOP primary race for retiring Rep. Darlene Hooley's (D-OR) seat took an interesting turn early this week when it was revealed one of the two self-proclaimed "Pro-Life" candidates [rebooblican Mike Erickson] paid for a girlfriend's abortion.

Every time I read this I crack up. But then there's this jaw-dropper:

And let's end with Fox and Friends' Brian Kilmeade, who, when referring excitedly to a monkey he adopted from the London Zoo last week, said, "I'm responsible. It's almost like... almost like what Madonna did with that Malawi child."

Holy crap, dude.

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