My head hurts...
Georgia Republican Party chairwoman and alleged substance abuser Sue Everhart said Saturday that the angry, wife-dumping adulterer has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ...
"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began rolling another doob. "He never denounced God, either. Whoa -- check out my hand..."Honestly, this is just so completely off the wall I can't think of anything to say. Except I want some of what you're taking.
Everhart was praising McCain for never admitting he denounced the United States* while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.
"I'm not trying to compare John McCain to Jesus Christ, I'm looking at the pain that was there," she said, shooting up.
*Though he did make propaganda videos for the enemy while he was a prisoner of war. Why does he hate America?
1 comment:
Ah don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long's Ah got mah plastic ... wait, is that McJeebus?
She be doin some goooood drugs.
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