Who's the elitist now?

Wealthy, overpainted trollop above scrutiny, all the little people.

Her royal highness Cindypills McCain -- who has graciously allowed her husband to use her private jet -- says she'll never release her tax returns, ever!, even if (heaven forbid) she becomes First Lady.

As C&L reminds us,

"John McCain, for all of his talk about the importance of transparency and disclosure, has gone out of his way to ensure that all of his assets are in his wife’s name."

From the Whore St Fishwrap:

The McCain family owns at least seven properties, including a spread in rural Arizona. In the past four years the Republican's wealthy wife, Cindy, has spent roughly $11 million on real estate, buying three condos in Phoenix and two in California, across the bay from San Diego.

I hear those beer heiresses can really bowl, though.