Although I prefer a good wholesome bar, it looks like there is a new place to go right after church::
“The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,” explains alarmist Mark Dice, of a Christian group called The Resistance. “Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.“Just wondering: how does this pillar of righteousness know her legs are spread “like a prostitute”? His wife must be neglecting her Christian duty to her man.
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Some people have waaay too much time on their hands.
Oh, that is precious! Slubucks, how insane is this guy?
"Slutbucks!?" Well, you godless heathens, if some nominal religious cult leader says it's so, it must be true - - let the stonings begin...
How can a mermaid have her legs spread, when mermaids don't have legs?
The Resistance's website includes a handy "I'm a douchebag" pic of Mark Dice.
Use it wisely.
"Sabbath"?
Excuse me, but Sunday is NOT the Sabbath!
Prove to me from the Bible alone that I am bound to keep
Sunday holy. There is no such law in the Bible. It is a law of
the holy Catholic Church alone. The Bible says ‘Remember
the Sabbath day to keep it holy.’ The Catholic Church says,
No. By my divine power I abolish the Sabbath day and
command you to keep holy the first day of the week. And lo!
The entire civilized world bows down in reverent obedience
to the command of the Holy Catholic Church. — Thomas
Enright, CSSR, President, Redemptorist College (Roman
Catholic), Kansas City, MO., February 18, 1884.
The Sunday, as a day of the week set apart for the
obligatory public worship of Almighty God, to be sanctified by
a suspension of all servile labor, trade, and worldly
avocations and by exercises of devotion, is purely a creation
of the Catholic Church. — The American Catholic Quarterly
Review, January, 1883, pp. 152, 139.
Damn, what a pity I don't like their coffee, because this alone would be such a good reason to go there!
I agree he has way too much time on his hands and he definitely hasnt used it well if he only just recently noticed this. Starbucks has been in business how long....?
At least now we know that the way to a slutbuck's heart is through her ventral slit, after a steaming cup of Joe.
Who woulda thunk it?
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