Vice President in hot water after insulting West Virginians, comedians, people with functioning cerebelli, his mom.
Dick Cheney has manfully apologized through his spokeswoman for making a "joke" during a speech at the National Press Club Monday stereotyping West Virginia as a state prone to inbreeding and incest.Next: West Virginia apologizes to vice president.
Cheney explained that during the course of researching his family lineage for his harpy wife Lynne's memoir "Blue Skies, No Fences, Lesbian Cowgirls in Chaps" last year, he learned there were Cheneys on both his father's and his mother's side of the family. There was a Richard Cheney on his mother's side, the vice president said.
"So I haddicksCheneys on both sides of the family and we don't even live in West Virginia," Cheney quipped to a horrified audience. "And don't get me started on the dick on my wife!"
West Virginia politicians aren't laughing at Cheney's little joke, including his fellow Republicans.
2 comments:
HOW utterly fucked-up is this country's political culture when GW Bush is a BETTER SPEAKER than his vice-president -- or ANYBODY over 10yrs old?? If you were Cheney (and -- uncharacteristically -- you had a conscience), how would you ever look yourself in the mirror and admit to yourself that: "W is more eloquent than I am!"??
If it were me, that'd be about the time I'd get a gun and ride the bullet-train to hell...
Well, everyone knows that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise, it would be called a "teethbrush".
Lynn Cheney
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