June 6, 2008

Corrupt scumbag just needs to STFU

Disgraced criminal Tom DeLay should not be allowed to open his fucking yap until he's completed serving his time in prison.

Tom Delay, indicted Republican: "Unless he proves me wrong, [Obama] is a Marxist."

Maru, undicted (as of now) blogger: "Unless he proves me wrong, Tom DeLay is a raging pedophile and sheep-fucker who has more than 500 bodies buried at his estate in Texas and can't get it up unless he sees pics of Mitch McConnell blowing goats in stiletto shoes. The goats, too."


Fuck you.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!
Perfect!
siri

Anonymous said...

Unless DeLay proves me wrong, I think that he has a future as a convicted felon whose cellmate's special name for him will be "Deepthroat", and will find himself earning money giving talks on 1001 uses for bug spray after he gets out of jail.
Wanker.
I can only hope....

Henry said...

Wanker, prison rape is not funny. It is a national disgrace that we allow it to occur. As long as we do, all prison sentences are unconstitutional cruel and unusual punishment.

Bronco Billy said...

Henry; it is not cruel or unusual if the pedophilic, goat fucker enjoys it though! Otherwise, you are correct sir!

Freewayblogger said...

Don't believe the hype - DeLay's just trying to make you THINK Obama's a Marxist to cover up the fact that Obama is really a Malthusian, just like they're claiming he's a closet Muslim to throw us off from finding out he's actually Zoroastrian! Don't Believe the Lies!

sunsin said...

The really horrible thing about scumbags like DeLay is that they tempt us to joke about things like prison rape.

I'll be more moderate and just wish that some large, falling object castrates him.
.

LevelPantsHatfield said...

Pussies that whine because we wish scumbags like DeLay will get what they have coming for him are worse than he is. There's no corruption without enablers. Pussies.

Righteous Bubba said...

"Unindicted".

PopeRatzo said...

Prison rapes are not funny, but Tom DeLay getting raped in prison is a laugh riot.

The only thing funnier is him catching HIV and dying a slow, painful death after being denied the antiviral drugs and health care as if he didn't have health insurance.

Now THAT is hysterical.

Steve J. said...

AMEN!

:-)

Anonymous said...

My moderate Dem friend at work is always telling me that I would support toture if the "right" person were being torured. Guys like Delay are starting to make me think he may be right.

Anonymous said...

...I guess I do have a problem with torture: I can't spell it.

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