June 11, 2008

Crusader Guy says he regrets tough talk on war

The manly Codpieced Cowpoke is getting all squishy now in an effort to build up a "bu' ah wuz jes' misunderstooderated!" legacy rather than the true one of complete and utter FAIL.

The Dictator-tot admitted on Wednesday that his tough rhetoric had given the world the impression was a "guy really anxious for war" and said he now wished he had used a different tone.

He admitted that his use of phrases such as "bring them on" and "dead or alive" had "indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace."
Looking back, statements like "Fuck Saddam! We're taking him out!" and "I intend to kick his sorry motherfucking ass all over the Mideast!" probably weren't too helpful either. Or "We will export death and violence to the four corners of the earth in defense of this great nation!"


Above: The erstwhile saber-rattling, war-drum-beating Commander Guy, man of peace, warning Iran.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All codpiece, no cod. Thank you, Rep. Kucinich, for your attempts to impeach this bastard. Not that you are having any help from the idiotic leadership in the House.