June 2, 2008

Journamalisticness

'I haven't seen what my rightwingnut colleagues are blasting all over the intarwebs but I feel qualified to put my two cents in anyway,' bleats oozing halfwit Larry Johnson at noquarterusa.anushead:

"I learned over the weekend why the Republicans who have seen the tape of Michelle Obama ranting about “whitey” describe it as 'STUNNING.' I have not seen it but I have heard from five separate sources who have spoken directly with people who have seen the tape. It features Michelle Obama and Louis Farrakhan. They are sitting on a panel at Jeremiah Wright’s Church when Michelle makes her intemperate remarks. Whoops!! When that image comes out it will enter the politcal [sic] ads [sic] hall of fame..."

In a weird coincidence, though I haven't confirmed this with your parole officer or psychiatrist, a lot of people on the intertubes say you were recently in prison for blowing chickens and beating a live-in underage tranny senseless with a dead puppy. YOU SICK FUCK. Though when that image comes out on YouTube it'll be one of the most-watched videos of all time.

Asshole.

Fucked fact I: She's not saying "whitey" but "why'd he," meaning that moron in the White House. Heckuve reporting job there, dumbass.

Fucked fact II: Mr Johnson is supposedly a Democrat.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maru writes: Mr Johnson is supposedly a Democrat.

No, he's not; he's a republican angry enough over the way the white house has behaved over the past seven years to throw his support behind Hillary Clinton. Especially their treatment of farm-mate Valerie Plame.

But he is, perhaps, still a republican in spirit after all, as shown by his enthusiastic adoption of the same tactics he used to decry in the Plame wars by Rove & co. In Larry's case, to smear Obama.

Looking forward to his post of accusatory pictures of Obama shooting a few hoops with Muslim Terrorist Kareem Abdul Jabbar, to the delighted squeals of--

Well, the less said about his commenters the better. It has become an extremely creepy place.