Top stories this morning:
In Hannibal, Mo. people are braced for the worst flooding in 15 years as severe storms and major floods batter states farther ...
A tornado ripped through a building Wednesday night, killing four Scouts and injuring 48 people.
Americans are asking what can be done to cut gas prices. The answers vary, but don't look for any major solutions soon.
The victim of an explosion at a Goodyear plant was a production supervisor employed there for 32 years.
Rivers continue to rise in Iowa as rain falls; storms hit neighboring states Flooding continues across much o...
The worst flooding in 15 years has paralyzed large sections of eastern Iowa, with heavy rains and brutal storms leaving their marks from one end of the state to the other.
Nationwide, 261,255 homes received at least one foreclosure filing in May.
Pope Benedict XVI gave [aWol McStupid] a rare peek on Friday of the Vatican Gardens, a spot where popes pray privately and only ...
Update: Il DuceBag is now in Paris.
4 comments:
I've never been able to find a video of the SNL espisode that aired during the 2000 campaign (script is online) but whoever wrote it was a genius. The skit featured each of the candidates at the time, showing what would happen if they won. For Bush it started with him under his desk and his handlers trying to coax him out. He kept saying Noooo...it's too hard.
Finally he got out and in front of a map of the united states and if I remember correctly said that Texas went back to Mexico and several other things but I definitely remember the ending: The Great Lakes are on fire and even I know that's not good.
If anyone knows how to get the video PLEASE post it. I would love to have it.
Sounds like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Can't someone lock him in his cage so that he stops embarassing us overseas? Please!
Calazini
Fuck me if he doesn't look like a hooting ape in the throes of a feces-flinging fit.
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