June 13, 2008

Just saying

Top stories this morning:

  • Bad news travels downriver fast
    In Hannibal, Mo. people are braced for the worst flooding in 15 years as severe storms and major floods batter states farther ...

  • Boy Scouts recount survival stories of deadly Iowa tornado
    A tornado ripped through a building Wednesday night, killing four Scouts and injuring 48 people.

  • Which way out of rising gas costs?
    Americans are asking what can be done to cut gas prices. The answers vary, but don't look for any major solutions soon.

  • Ammonia, debris delay recovery in Houston blast
    The victim of an explosion at a Goodyear plant was a production supervisor employed there for 32 years.

  • Iowa besieged by skies and rivers
    Rivers continue to rise in Iowa as rain falls; storms hit neighboring states Flooding continues across much o...

  • Flooding batters Iowa, forces evacuations
    The worst flooding in 15 years has paralyzed large sections of eastern Iowa, with heavy rains and brutal storms leaving their marks from one end of the state to the other.

  • Foreclosure crisis spreads as filings surge 48 percent in May
    Nationwide, 261,255 homes received at least one foreclosure filing in May.

  • Bush meets with Pope Benedict XVI at the Vatican
    Pope Benedict XVI gave [aWol McStupid] a rare peek on Friday of the Vatican Gardens, a spot where popes pray privately and only ...

    Update: Il DuceBag is now in Paris.

  • 4 comments:

    Rhode Island Rules said...

    I've never been able to find a video of the SNL espisode that aired during the 2000 campaign (script is online) but whoever wrote it was a genius. The skit featured each of the candidates at the time, showing what would happen if they won. For Bush it started with him under his desk and his handlers trying to coax him out. He kept saying Noooo...it's too hard.
    Finally he got out and in front of a map of the united states and if I remember correctly said that Texas went back to Mexico and several other things but I definitely remember the ending: The Great Lakes are on fire and even I know that's not good.

    If anyone knows how to get the video PLEASE post it. I would love to have it.

    Anonymous said...

    Sounds like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

    Anonymous said...

    Can't someone lock him in his cage so that he stops embarassing us overseas? Please!

    Calazini

    ThePoliticalCat said...

    Fuck me if he doesn't look like a hooting ape in the throes of a feces-flinging fit.