Who says irony is dead? It's like some bizarre twist of 'Opposite Day.' An actual quote from the corpulant antichrist:
“[T]hey’ve got a very callous view about our nation’s security and interests... [T]hey put our country at risk when they reveal the details of a program that saved America from attacks."Shit on toast. The fucking nerve... Why he didn't instantly get struck by lightning will forever be one of God's little mysteries.
In other irony-related news, Satan's porcine handmaiden is still trying to label Obama as 'arrogant.' Why isn't he in prison yet??
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Why he didn't instantly get struck by lightning will forever be one of God's little mysteries.
Or proof there simply isn't one, take your pick.
But he do work in mysterious ways, dat God, so I'm looking forward to a extremely debilitating stroke for Karl, and several years drooling in a hospital bed where he will be unable to make anyone understand that he just wants to die, while his suddenly rewired mind is forcing him to relive the pain of death felt by each dead Iraqi over and over.
It's only fair.
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