June 24, 2008

Pucker up!

A couple of quivering mouthbreathers at fullfrontalfellatio.org can barely contain themselves as they discuss Saint McSame --

John McCain may be the underdog in the presidential race but you wouldn’t know it from his campaign’s bold stance on energy policy.
Oooohh, lip-prints! Bold, greasy lip-prints!
Last week, McCain [-- who lives in landlocked Arizona --] pledged to end flipflopped on ending the 1982 moratorium on offshore gas and oil drilling in the continental United States.
There, fixed it for you. Next week, he'll pledge to send a man to Uranus to drill for oil, just as long as its not psycho aide Charlie "boom boom" Black.
This week, he proposed offering $300 million [of his wealthy wife's beer money!] to any individual that can develop a better car battery.
Well this week I'm proposing offering a brazillion to anyone who can develop a flying car that runs on your mom. Fuckwits.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This week, he proposed offering $300 million [of his wealthy wife's beer money!] to any individual that can develop a better car battery.

[sigh] Just like that, huh?

Richard Feynman once told a story about being approached by the Army to help them finalize development of a tank that would use the dirt it ran on as fuel.

They had already done all of what they regarded as 'the hard stuff'-- the mechanism for scooping up dirt as the tank ran and feeding it into a hopper for processing-- they merely needed help with the final step: how to turn the dirt into fuel.

Feynman looked hard at them. They were serious. Then he laughed and laughed. And left.