After screaming at the neighborhood kids for interrupting his nap after playing shuffleboard and screaming GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAWN, septuagenarian and America's American straight-talking maverick displays his vast superiority in Foreign Policy:
Asked by ABC’s Diane Sawyer Monday morning whether the "the situation in Afghanistan in precarious and urgent," McCain responded: "I think it’s serious. . . . It's a serious situation, but there's a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do and I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border," mumbled the tired and barely awake old man.Fun fact: Just like the country of Checkoslavakia, the Iraq/Pakistan border doesn't exist. But quickly rebounding, he also added that he is worried about the situation in the Canada/Mexico border, too.
So leave him alone, he's a war hero because he got shot down in Vietnam.
1 comment:
This is so funny!!
Senile old coot!
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