Pretzelnut Drinky McStaggers to the rest of the world: 'Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter'
The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.”
He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.How fucking presidential.
Note from Maru: I read this and thought nah.... but all of it is TRUE. He really did. Fucker.
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He keeps pushing the envelope, discovering novel ways to disappoint, shock & outrage us - - which would be fine IF HE WAS A FUCKING 'PERFORMANCE-ARTIST' (not that I'd watch that either) trying to get some publicity in Times Square! How utterly INSANE is it that he's actually STILL our POTUS!?!?!!
He may be right. He IS the world's biggest polluter, not only abroad but at home. It's just that we'll be the ones left to clean up come January.
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