Fake news channel's giant forehead to step down

Will spend more time intoning to his family.

Faux "News"'s Brit Hume will give up his day job as a air-polluting propagandist, but will continue with the nutwork in a "senior-statesman" {Gawwwwwwppp!! - Ed.} role, not unlike that of NBC's Tom Brokaw, who is actually somewhat of a journalist rather than an ethically-challenged repuke-sucking gasbag with stains all over the front and back of his shirts.

Hume will serve as a political analyst, anchor for special events, panelist on "Sunday Circlejerk," occasionally substitute for the moronic host, Chris Wallace, and will continue his regular golf dates with corpulant antichrist Karl Rove to discuss the new rethug talking points to be used in all upcoming Fux programs.