Rethugs, who never do anything based on polls, are now pleading for help. Because they have no fucking clue. This is hysterical:
“The Republican Party is seeking your input as we develop the policies and principles upon which we should stand for the next four years. On this website, you can share your thoughts, participate in polls, and communicate directly with the policymakers who will be shaping the party’s agenda.”If you want to give them any ... advice ... here's the link.
"The change you deserve"!
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I just wrote to the Rethuglian Party (tm) and suggested that their platform embrace a massive federal program to convert the country to solar power, a cut in the Defense budget by 50%, telling Christians to get over themselves because we're all in this together, to lose no child left behind and to support a single payer health care system by 2012. It really felt good to give them some direction as they don't seem to know what they stand for and need our help in knowing (what they stand for, heh.).
I have two suggestions for the Repugs that should advance the evolution of the finer aspects of the Human Mind and Spirit.
(1) All GOP members get lobotomies immediately.
(2) Spay and Neuter all of them without exception.
And then freeze their ill-gotten- gain bank accounts, pass a law to use the money to rebuild the educational system of America to provide superb FREE educations for all from birth through PhDs, tax megachurches, pass law to stop speculation on oil prices thereby immediately cutting price per barrel in half, force auto manufacturers to create vehicles that get 100MPG and outlaw anything less--immediate change, and give million dollar prize to scientist that comes up with new green FREE ANSWER to our energy needs, making the Prize/Award/statue ceremony televised globally like the fucking Oscars. Make great achievements that protect life on earth be the Star-attraction, rather than what some actress wears on a red carpet.
There needs to be a total VALUES OVERHAUL that puts compassion and loving kindness above materialistic flash--focusing on BLING of Spirit rather than Bling of jewelry stores.
Then ship the GOP off to Dubai and Paraguay so we can then all sing kumbaya by the bonfire of joyous living. re-dedicating the goal of America back to pursuing happiness instead of catastrophe capitalism.
YAY! The wikkid GOP is GONE!!!
TIME TO PAR-TAY
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